This is a carry over from BANSA, when you're addicted
things happen. Scary scary things. Feel free to email me with more
suggestions.
Thank you Jenn for contributing <3, Yuiven, Satra, Ku-chan and Spidey.
And anyone I forgot to mention.
You Know You're Addicted to Suits of Decadence When...
... You sleep in shifts just to RP your SD.
...You stay up with two other people to some godforsaken hour just to finish an RP.
... You're one of the top posters.
... You've gone "wait... when did I hit that many posts?"
... You've cried because of one of your characters.
... You've made your roommate/cat/family member/perfect stranger stare at you blankly because you had an actual reaction to a post.
... You have a thread that's over 100 posts
... You have a thread that's over 200 posts
... Your name is Jenn
... You decided it would be hilarious to apply the idea of BANSA to SoD because it is your new love.
... You would have to be dragged away from SoD by 1,000 wild horses before you left willingly.
... Your name is Vyn.
... Your character has made you bitch someone out, just because you were in character at the time. Otherwise you would have been nice.
... You have no idea why people like your character(s) you just nod your head and go on with an RP.
... You have so many plots and secrets in your head you know... things... and no one knows what you know. And you really have no idea how much you know. You just smile and nod.
... You keep talking about raping someone's character.
... You created something that so many people love that they want to smother you with their affection best they can.
... You have a character named Pravus.
... You made this site.
... You actually went though with coming up with a list of things just to put on "YKYAW" list.
... When the idea was suggested you offered to join.
... You character withholds information from you until something important comes up and they kindly smack you in the face with information.
... You blame your luck on dice.
... You're horribly confused when you find out that your character loves something that you hate and hates something that you love.
... You ponder what sounds your characters made when they were babies.
... You have compared one of your characters to a Don or you have supported this comparison.
... You're reading this list and checking what you've done and haven't done.
... You wonder why there is no "You Know You're Addicted to Nat When."
... You would cry if your favorite character died.
... You would cut off a leg for a character you love.
... You are not phased when a character does something awful in character.
... You dream about SoD and have to check the board because of it.
... Your homepage is set to SoD.
... You pull an all-nighter for an amazing RP, even when you have a midterm the next day.
... You refresh the site. Obsessively. Even when you don't expect anything much to happen.
... When you actually know the majority of your character's ID numbers off the top of your head.
... You have a glorious plan for your character, but then something completely unexpected comes along that makes you decide to change it.
... You have a glorious plan for your character and your character informs you that they have a better idea, and somehow you end up with doing the "better idea."
... when you start to be your character in real life and scare the crap out of some pedestrian.
... you've managed to scare you roommate (or former roommate) by cackling in character.
... You forego breakfast before class to get in that last post.
... despite the fact that you are probably violently ill, you still RP.
... you have finals in about five minutes and you just have to get that last post in.
... Your cat channels your character's horny and starts molesting things.
... You get out of your chair and do a victory dance when you reach 1,000 posts.
... You're in a RP thread that has almost as many views at the "To Do List."
... You scream "EPIC!" out loud upon reaching 303 posts in a thread. Yes. 303, you read that right.
... to keep your desktop organized, you've created a new folder completely dedicated to your characters, items, and what not as drawn by Nat.
... You have six pages of SD art in your photobucket account.
... You count your college work word requirements by SD standards.
... You scream epic when you hit 606 posts, but you realize that it's five am and your parents want to kill you.
...you begin to apply it as a universal truth.
...you've read the whole entire thread of Love Me.
...your character's life is about to be
destroyed by something that you brought about, and all you can do is squee
for their hideously mutated children.
...you come up with or assist in plotting the idea of an unofficial SoD
convention at Otakon.
...you've met the admin face-to-face... or face-to-neck, depending on your
height.
...you chipped in money to help make Bernard, Varestes, and George
plushies a reality (and durnit all, you want pictures!)
...you remember which thread was the first to reach 101 posts, back in the
fall, and you remember the surreal feeling of seeing that many posts.
...you compare the satisfaction of the first 101 posts to the first 1010
posts and you're speechless.
...you knew Love Me was going to hit 1010 posts and fully endorsed the
madness.
...you want Pravus/Theo to happen for all the wrong reasons.
...your school email password is related to a character you have on SoD.
...you hit 1010 TWICE... and with that thread you just keep going.
...you try to read every single thread on the board. Just because.
...you have managed to get through Love Me, Stumbling, Woven Threads and Dance Floor Anthem.
...people keep coming to you because they think you know everything about the board. You don't. But they really think you do.
... you're a ten of diamonds.
... you say "Oh Suits" or "Rolling Highlander Hills" or call someone a "Whiney Torquehelm."
... you don't understand why people look at you funny after saying those things above.
...you have a character named Apocalypse.
...you have a character named Heilyn.
...you're plotting horrible ways for your character to have connections to every suit because they're a manwhore.
...you're updating this list with SoD open in the background.